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4 <head>
5 <meta charset="utf-8">
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7 <title>Lemmings, Think Different and Why Free Software is Important</title>
8
9 </head>
10 <body>
11
12 <div class="reveal"><div class="slides">
13
14 <section class="slide level2">
15 <img src="/images/openstack-cloud-software-vertical-large.png"
16 alt="OpenStack" />
17 </section>
18
19 <section class="slide level2">
20 <img src="/images/openstack-software-diagram.png" alt="OpenStack" />
21 </section>
22
23 <section class="slide level2">
24 <h1>Mission</h1>
25 <p>
26 to produce the ubiquitous Open Source Cloud Computing platform that will meet the needs of public and private clouds regardless of size, by being simple to implement and massively scalable.
27 </p>
28 </section>
29
30 <section class="slide level2">
31 <img src="/images/openstack-size.jpg" />
32 </section>
33
34 <section class="slide level2">
35 <h1>Borrowed from Ubuntu</h1>
36 <p>Time Based Releases</p>
37 <p>Six Month Cadance</p>
38 <p>Design summits each cycle</p>
39 <p>Release codenames in alphabetical order</p>
40 </section>
41
42 <section class="slide level2">
43 <h1>Different from Ubuntu</h1>
44 <p>No BDFL</p>
45 <p>All decisions are democratic</p>
46 </section>
47
48 <section class="slide level2">
49 <h1>Naming Process</h1>
50 Pick a name from names of cities or geographical features near the
51 summit location
52 </section>
53
54 <section class="slide level2">
55 <h1>Grizzly</h1>
56 <p class="fragment">San Diego</p>
57 <p class="fragment">Grizzly bear on the flag</p>
58 </section>
59
60 <section class="slide level2">
61 <h1>Havana</h1>
62 <p class="fragment">Portland, OR</p>
63 <p class="fragment">not Cuba</p>
64 </section>
65
66 <section class="slide level2">
67 <h1>Icehouse</h1>
68 <p class="fragment">Hong Kong</p>
69 <p class="fragment">Street in HK</p>
70 </section>
71
72 <section class="slide level2">
73 <h1>Juno</h1>
74 <p class="fragment">Atlanta, GA</p>
75 <p class="fragment">Town in Georgia</p>
76 </section>
77
78 <section class="slide level2">
79 <h1>Kilo</h1>
80 <p class="fragment">Paris</p>
81 <p class="fragment">location of the actual kilogramme</p>
82 </section>
83
84 <section class="slide level2">
85 <h1>The L Word</h1>
86 <p class="fragment">Vancouver</p>
87 <p class="fragment">Lemming?</p>
88 <p class="fragment">Lemming Peak</p>
89 </section>
90
91 <section class="slide level2">
92 <h1>The Marketing Community was not thrilled</h1>
93 </section>
94
95 <section class="slide level2">
96 <h1>Lemmings commit mass suicide by following each other off cliffs</h1>
97 </section>
98
99 <section class="slide level2">
100 <h1>Except they don't</h1>
101 </section>
102
103 <section class="slide level2">
104 <h1>White Wilderness</h1>
105 <p>1958 Disney Documentary</p>
106 <p>Staged footage</p>
107 <p class="fragment">Camera crew forced them off the cliff</p>
108 <p class="fragment">Won an Oscar, of course</p>
109 </section>
110
111 <section class="slide level2">
112 <h1>Definition of Irony</h1>
113 <p>The actual meaning is the opposite of the literal meaning</p>
114 </section>
115
116 <section class="slide level2">
117 <h1>Recursive Definition of Irony</h1>
118 <p>The lemmings metaphor only works because people are lemmings in their adherence to the myth that lemmings are like lemmings.</p>
119 </section>
120
121 <section class="slide level2">
122 <h1>This could never happen to us, right?</h1>
123 <p class="fragment">MySQL doesn't have transactions</p>
124 <p class="fragment">MongoDB is Web Scale</p>
125 <p class="fragment">PHP is insecure</p>
126 <p class="fragment">Frequent password rotation is secure</p>
127 <p class="fragment">sysvinit needs to be replaced</p>
128 </section>
129
130 <section class="slide level2">
131 <h1>Results</h1>
132 <p>We didn't pick Lemming - we picked Liberty</p>
133 <p class="fragment">Liberty is a town in Saskatchewan</p>
134 </section>
135
136 <section class="slide level2">
137 <h1>Four Freedoms</h1>
138 <p>0 - to run the program as you wish, for any purpose</p>
139 <p>1 - to study how the program works, and change it so it does your computing as you wish</p>
140 <p>2 - to redistribute copies so you can help your neighbor</p>
141 <p>3 - to distribute copies of your modified version to others</p>
142 </section>
143
144 <section class="slide level2">
145 <h1> GPL is anti-business </h1>
146 </section>
147
148 <section class="slide level2">
149 <h1>Except it isn't</h1>
150 </section>
151
152 <section class="slide level2">
153 <h1>Definition of Eating Crow</h1>
154 <p>humiliation by admitting wrongness or having been proven wrong after taking a strong position</p>
155 </section>
156
157 <section class="slide level2">
158 <h1>Enjoyable Definition of Eating Crow</h1>
159 <p>Microsoft purchases Revolution Analytics</p>
160 <p>R language is GPL</p>
161 </section>
162
163 <section class="slide level2">
164 <h1>Sun/MySQL</h1>
165 <p>Sun bought MySQL for $1 Billion</p>
166 <p>Oracle bought Sun</p>
167 <p>Oracle now develops and ships MySQL under the GPL</p>
168 </section>
169
170 <section class="slide level2">
171 <h1>Linux</h1>
172 <p class="fragment">anybody here heard of it?</p>
173 </section>
174
175 <section class="slide level2">
176 <h1>Android is the market leading Mobile OS</p>
177 </section>
178
179 <section class="slide level2">
180 <h1>Linux runs:</h1>
181 <p>Google</p>
182 <p>Facebook</p>
183 <p>Twitter</p>
184 <p class="fragment">They run MySQL too</p>
185 </section>
186
187 <section class="slide level2">
188 <h1>Linux is not just for big companies - it's startup friendly too!</h1>
189 </section>
190
191 <section class="slide level2">
192 <img src="/images/hp-logo.png" />
193 </section>
194
195 <section class="slide level2">
196 <h1>HP ships a Linux server every minute</h1>
197 <p class="fragment">business unit that does is a $28B business</p>
198 </section>
199
200 <section class="slide level2">
201 <h1>Why is Free Software Important?</h1>
202 </section>
203
204 <section class="slide level2">
205 <p>1984 - Apple's 1984 Super Bowl Commercial</p>
206 <p class="fragment">1985 - Apple's Lemmings Super Bowl Commercial</p>
207 <p class="fragment">1997 - Apple's Think Different Campaign</p>
208 </section>
209
210 <section class="slide level2">
211 <p>Don't be a lemming</p>
212 </section>
213
214 <section class="slide level2">
215 <h1>Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself</h1>
216 <p>Frank Zappa</p>
217 </section>
218
219 <section class="slide level2">
220 <h1>"Think Different" isn't about allowing for individualism, it's about defining an alternate tribe</h1>
221 <p class="fragment">And don't kid yourself, it's about selling product</p>
222 </section>
223
224 <section class="slide level2">
225 <h1>What if you're this poor fellow?</h1>
226 <img src="/images/worstcat-lettuce.jpg" />
227 <p class="fragment">http://worstcats.tumblr.com</p>
228 </section>
229
230 <section class="slide level2">
231 <p>How much of your life is computerized?</p>
232 <p>How many of the four freedoms do you have with each of those things?</p>
233 </section>
234
235 <section class="slide level2">
236 <h1>superfish</p>
237 <p class="fragment">My laptop did not come with any software pre-installed that is designed to "improve my shopping experience"</p>
238 <p class="fragment">If it had, I am empowered to remove it</p>
239 </section>
240
241 <section class="slide level2">
242 <p>Why are we here? I think many people assume, wrongly, that a company exists solely to make money. Money is an important part of a company's existence, if the company is any good. But a result is not a cause. We have to go deeper and find the real reason for our being.</p>
243 <p>David Packard</p>
244 </section>
245
246 <section class="slide level2">
247 <h1>Free Software is a way that I can make the world a better place</h1>
248 </section>
249
250 <section class="slide level2">
251 <h1>Free Software is a way to reconnect with our humanity in a sea of white privilege</h1>
252 </section>
253
254 <section class="slide level2">
255 <h1>Free Software drives an unprecedented amount of innovation</h1>
256 </section>
257
258 <section class="slide level2">
259 <h1>Believe you can change the world</h1>
260 <p>David Packard</p>
261 </section>
262
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