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42 Lemmings, Think Different and Why Free Software is Important
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45 property="cc:attributionName">Monty Taylor</h3>
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48 href='http://inaugust.com/talks/lemmings.html'>http://inaugust.com/talks/lemmings.html</a> </h4>
49 <h3> twitter: @e_monty </h3>
50 </section>
51
52 <section class="slide level2">
53 <img src="/images/openstack-cloud-software-vertical-large.png"
54 alt="OpenStack" />
55 </section>
56
57 <section class="slide level2">
58 <img src="/images/openstack-software-diagram.png" alt="OpenStack" />
59 </section>
60
61 <section class="slide level2">
62 <h1>Mission</h1>
63 <p>
64 to produce the ubiquitous Open Source Cloud Computing platform that will meet the needs of public and private clouds regardless of size, by being simple to implement and massively scalable.
65 </p>
66 </section>
67
68 <section class="slide level2">
69 <img src="/images/openstack-size.jpg" />
70 </section>
71
72 <section class="slide level2">
73 <h1>Borrowed from Ubuntu</h1>
74 <p>Time Based Releases</p>
75 <p>Six Month Cadance</p>
76 <p>Design summits each cycle</p>
77 <p>Release codenames in alphabetical order</p>
78 </section>
79
80 <section class="slide level2">
81 <h1>Different from Ubuntu</h1>
82 <p>No BDFL</p>
83 <p>All decisions are democratic</p>
84 </section>
85
86 <section class="slide level2">
87 <h1>Naming Process</h1>
88 Pick a name from names of cities or geographical features near the
89 summit location
90 </section>
91
92 <section class="slide level2">
93 <h1>Grizzly</h1>
94 <p class="fragment">San Diego</p>
95 <p class="fragment">Grizzly bear on the flag</p>
96 </section>
97
98 <section class="slide level2">
99 <h1>Havana</h1>
100 <p class="fragment">Portland, OR</p>
101 <p class="fragment">not Cuba</p>
102 </section>
103
104 <section class="slide level2">
105 <h1>Icehouse</h1>
106 <p class="fragment">Hong Kong</p>
107 <p class="fragment">Street in HK</p>
108 </section>
109
110 <section class="slide level2">
111 <h1>Juno</h1>
112 <p class="fragment">Atlanta, GA</p>
113 <p class="fragment">Town in Georgia</p>
114 </section>
115
116 <section class="slide level2">
117 <h1>Kilo</h1>
118 <p class="fragment">Paris</p>
119 <p class="fragment">location of the actual kilogramme</p>
120 </section>
121
122 <section class="slide level2">
123 <h1>The L Word</h1>
124 <p class="fragment">Vancouver</p>
125 <p class="fragment">Lemming?</p>
126 <p class="fragment">Lemming Peak</p>
127 </section>
128
129 <section class="slide level2">
130 <h1>The Marketing Community was not thrilled</h1>
131 </section>
132
133 <section class="slide level2">
134 <h1>Lemmings commit mass suicide by following each other off cliffs</h1>
135 </section>
136
137 <section class="slide level2">
138 <h1>Except they don't</h1>
139 </section>
140
141 <section class="slide level2">
142 <h1>White Wilderness</h1>
143 <p>1958 Disney Documentary</p>
144 <p>Staged footage</p>
145 <p class="fragment">Camera crew forced them off the cliff</p>
146 <p class="fragment">Won an Oscar, of course</p>
147 </section>
148
149 <section class="slide level2">
150 <h1>Definition of Irony</h1>
151 <p>The actual meaning is the opposite of the literal meaning</p>
152 </section>
153
154 <section class="slide level2">
155 <h1>Recursive Definition of Irony</h1>
156 <p>The lemmings metaphor only works because people are lemmings in their adherence to the myth that lemmings are like lemmings.</p>
157 </section>
158
159 <section class="slide level2">
160 <h1>This could never happen to us, right?</h1>
161 <p class="fragment">MySQL doesn't have transactions</p>
162 <p class="fragment">MongoDB is Web Scale</p>
163 <p class="fragment">PHP is insecure</p>
164 <p class="fragment">Frequent password rotation is secure</p>
165 <p class="fragment">sysvinit needs to be replaced</p>
166 </section>
167
168 <section class="slide level2">
169 <h1>Results</h1>
170 <p>We didn't pick Lemming - we picked Liberty</p>
171 <p class="fragment">Liberty is a town in Saskatchewan</p>
172 </section>
173
174 <section class="slide level2">
175 <h1>Four Freedoms</h1>
176 <p>0 - to run the program as you wish, for any purpose</p>
177 <p>1 - to study how the program works, and change it so it does your computing as you wish</p>
178 <p>2 - to redistribute copies so you can help your neighbor</p>
179 <p>3 - to distribute copies of your modified version to others</p>
180 </section>
181
182 <section class="slide level2">
183 <h1> GPL is anti-business </h1>
184 </section>
185
186 <section class="slide level2">
187 <h1>Except it isn't</h1>
188 </section>
189
190 <section class="slide level2">
191 <h1>Definition of Eating Crow</h1>
192 <p>humiliation by admitting wrongness or having been proven wrong after taking a strong position</p>
193 </section>
194
195 <section class="slide level2">
196 <h1>Enjoyable Definition of Eating Crow</h1>
197 <p>Microsoft purchases Revolution Analytics</p>
198 <p>R language is GPL</p>
199 </section>
200
201 <section class="slide level2">
202 <h1>Sun/MySQL</h1>
203 <p>Sun bought MySQL for $1 Billion</p>
204 <p>Oracle bought Sun</p>
205 <p>Oracle now develops and ships MySQL under the GPL</p>
206 </section>
207
208 <section class="slide level2">
209 <h1>Linux</h1>
210 <p class="fragment">anybody here heard of it?</p>
211 </section>
212
213 <section class="slide level2">
214 <h1>Android is the market leading Mobile OS</p>
215 </section>
216
217 <section class="slide level2">
218 <h1>Linux runs:</h1>
219 <p>Google</p>
220 <p>Facebook</p>
221 <p>Twitter</p>
222 <p class="fragment">They run MySQL too</p>
223 </section>
224
225 <section class="slide level2">
226 <h1>Linux is not just for big companies - it's startup friendly too!</h1>
227 </section>
228
229 <section class="slide level2">
230 <img src="/images/hp-logo.png" />
231 </section>
232
233 <section class="slide level2">
234 <h1>HP ships a Linux server every minute</h1>
235 <p class="fragment">business unit that does is a $28B business</p>
236 </section>
237
238 <section class="slide level2">
239 <h1>Why is Free Software Important?</h1>
240 </section>
241
242 <section class="slide level2">
243 <p>1984 - Apple's 1984 Super Bowl Commercial</p>
244 <p class="fragment">1985 - Apple's Lemmings Super Bowl Commercial</p>
245 <p class="fragment">1997 - Apple's Think Different Campaign</p>
246 </section>
247
248 <section class="slide level2">
249 <p>Don't be a lemming</p>
250 </section>
251
252 <section class="slide level2">
253 <h1>Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself</h1>
254 <p>Frank Zappa</p>
255 </section>
256
257 <section class="slide level2">
258 <h1>"Think Different" isn't about allowing for individualism, it's about defining an alternate tribe</h1>
259 <p class="fragment">And don't kid yourself, it's about selling product</p>
260 </section>
261
262 <section class="slide level2">
263 <h1>What if you're this poor fellow?</h1>
264 <img src="/images/worstcat-lettuce.jpg" />
265 <p class="fragment">http://worstcats.tumblr.com</p>
266 </section>
267
268 <section class="slide level2">
269 <p>How much of your life is computerized?</p>
270 <p>How many of the four freedoms do you have with each of those things?</p>
271 </section>
272
273 <section class="slide level2">
274 <h1>superfish</p>
275 <p class="fragment">My laptop did not come with any software pre-installed that is designed to "improve my shopping experience"</p>
276 <p class="fragment">If it had, I am empowered to remove it</p>
277 </section>
278
279 <section class="slide level2">
280 <p>Why are we here? I think many people assume, wrongly, that a company exists solely to make money. Money is an important part of a company's existence, if the company is any good. But a result is not a cause. We have to go deeper and find the real reason for our being.</p>
281 <p>David Packard</p>
282 </section>
283
284 <section class="slide level2">
285 <h1>Free Software is a way that I can make the world a better place</h1>
286 </section>
287
288 <section class="slide level2">
289 <h1>Free Software is a way to reconnect with our humanity in a sea of white privilege</h1>
290 </section>
291
292 <section class="slide level2">
293 <h1>Free Software drives an unprecedented amount of innovation</h1>
294 </section>
295
296 <section class="slide level2">
297 <h1>Believe you can change the world</h1>
298 <p>David Packard</p>
299 </section>
300
301 <section>
302 <h1> Thank you! </h1>
303 <h4> <a href='http://inaugust.com/talks/lemmings.html'>http://inaugust.com/talks/lemmings.html</a> </h4>
304 <h3> twitter: @e_monty </h3>
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