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1 | <!doctype html> | ||
2 | <html lang="en"> | ||
3 | |||
4 | <head> | ||
5 | <meta charset="utf-8"> | ||
6 | |||
7 | <title>Lemmings, Think Different and Why Free Software is Important</title> | ||
8 | |||
9 | </head> | ||
10 | <body> | ||
11 | |||
12 | <div class="reveal"><div class="slides"> | ||
13 | |||
14 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
15 | <img src="/images/openstack-cloud-software-vertical-large.png" | ||
16 | alt="OpenStack" /> | ||
17 | </section> | ||
18 | |||
19 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
20 | <img src="/images/openstack-software-diagram.png" alt="OpenStack" /> | ||
21 | </section> | ||
22 | |||
23 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
24 | <h1>Mission</h1> | ||
25 | <p> | ||
26 | to produce the ubiquitous Open Source Cloud Computing platform that will meet the needs of public and private clouds regardless of size, by being simple to implement and massively scalable. | ||
27 | </p> | ||
28 | </section> | ||
29 | |||
30 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
31 | <img src="/images/openstack-size.jpg" /> | ||
32 | </section> | ||
33 | |||
34 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
35 | <h1>Borrowed from Ubuntu</h1> | ||
36 | <p>Time Based Releases</p> | ||
37 | <p>Six Month Cadance</p> | ||
38 | <p>Design summits each cycle</p> | ||
39 | <p>Release codenames in alphabetical order</p> | ||
40 | </section> | ||
41 | |||
42 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
43 | <h1>Different from Ubuntu</h1> | ||
44 | <p>No BDFL</p> | ||
45 | <p>All decisions are democratic</p> | ||
46 | </section> | ||
47 | |||
48 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
49 | <h1>Naming Process</h1> | ||
50 | Pick a name from names of cities or geographical features near the | ||
51 | summit location | ||
52 | </section> | ||
53 | |||
54 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
55 | <h1>Grizzly</h1> | ||
56 | <p class="fragment">San Diego</p> | ||
57 | <p class="fragment">Grizzly bear on the flag</p> | ||
58 | </section> | ||
59 | |||
60 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
61 | <h1>Havana</h1> | ||
62 | <p class="fragment">Portland, OR</p> | ||
63 | <p class="fragment">not Cuba</p> | ||
64 | </section> | ||
65 | |||
66 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
67 | <h1>Icehouse</h1> | ||
68 | <p class="fragment">Hong Kong</p> | ||
69 | <p class="fragment">Street in HK</p> | ||
70 | </section> | ||
71 | |||
72 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
73 | <h1>Juno</h1> | ||
74 | <p class="fragment">Atlanta, GA</p> | ||
75 | <p class="fragment">Town in Georgia</p> | ||
76 | </section> | ||
77 | |||
78 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
79 | <h1>Kilo</h1> | ||
80 | <p class="fragment">Paris</p> | ||
81 | <p class="fragment">location of the actual kilogramme</p> | ||
82 | </section> | ||
83 | |||
84 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
85 | <h1>The L Word</h1> | ||
86 | <p class="fragment">Vancouver</p> | ||
87 | <p class="fragment">Lemming?</p> | ||
88 | <p class="fragment">Lemming Peak</p> | ||
89 | </section> | ||
90 | |||
91 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
92 | <h1>The Marketing Community was not thrilled</h1> | ||
93 | </section> | ||
94 | |||
95 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
96 | <h1>Lemmings commit mass suicide by following each other off cliffs</h1> | ||
97 | </section> | ||
98 | |||
99 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
100 | <h1>Except they don't</h1> | ||
101 | </section> | ||
102 | |||
103 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
104 | <h1>White Wilderness</h1> | ||
105 | <p>1958 Disney Documentary</p> | ||
106 | <p>Staged footage</p> | ||
107 | <p class="fragment">Camera crew forced them off the cliff</p> | ||
108 | <p class="fragment">Won an Oscar, of course</p> | ||
109 | </section> | ||
110 | |||
111 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
112 | <h1>Definition of Irony</h1> | ||
113 | <p>The actual meaning is the opposite of the literal meaning</p> | ||
114 | </section> | ||
115 | |||
116 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
117 | <h1>Recursive Definition of Irony</h1> | ||
118 | <p>The lemmings metaphor only works because people are lemmings in their adherence to the myth that lemmings are like lemmings.</p> | ||
119 | </section> | ||
120 | |||
121 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
122 | <h1>This could never happen to us, right?</h1> | ||
123 | <p class="fragment">MySQL doesn't have transactions</p> | ||
124 | <p class="fragment">MongoDB is Web Scale</p> | ||
125 | <p class="fragment">PHP is insecure</p> | ||
126 | <p class="fragment">Frequent password rotation is secure</p> | ||
127 | <p class="fragment">sysvinit needs to be replaced</p> | ||
128 | </section> | ||
129 | |||
130 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
131 | <h1>Results</h1> | ||
132 | <p>We didn't pick Lemming - we picked Liberty</p> | ||
133 | <p class="fragment">Liberty is a town in Saskatchewan</p> | ||
134 | </section> | ||
135 | |||
136 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
137 | <h1>Four Freedoms</h1> | ||
138 | <p>0 - to run the program as you wish, for any purpose</p> | ||
139 | <p>1 - to study how the program works, and change it so it does your computing as you wish</p> | ||
140 | <p>2 - to redistribute copies so you can help your neighbor</p> | ||
141 | <p>3 - to distribute copies of your modified version to others</p> | ||
142 | </section> | ||
143 | |||
144 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
145 | <h1> GPL is anti-business </h1> | ||
146 | </section> | ||
147 | |||
148 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
149 | <h1>Except it isn't</h1> | ||
150 | </section> | ||
151 | |||
152 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
153 | <h1>Definition of Eating Crow</h1> | ||
154 | <p>humiliation by admitting wrongness or having been proven wrong after taking a strong position</p> | ||
155 | </section> | ||
156 | |||
157 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
158 | <h1>Enjoyable Definition of Eating Crow</h1> | ||
159 | <p>Microsoft purchases Revolution Analytics</p> | ||
160 | <p>R language is GPL</p> | ||
161 | </section> | ||
162 | |||
163 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
164 | <h1>Sun/MySQL</h1> | ||
165 | <p>Sun bought MySQL for $1 Billion</p> | ||
166 | <p>Oracle bought Sun</p> | ||
167 | <p>Oracle now develops and ships MySQL under the GPL</p> | ||
168 | </section> | ||
169 | |||
170 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
171 | <h1>Linux</h1> | ||
172 | <p class="fragment">anybody here heard of it?</p> | ||
173 | </section> | ||
174 | |||
175 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
176 | <h1>Android is the market leading Mobile OS</p> | ||
177 | </section> | ||
178 | |||
179 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
180 | <h1>Linux runs:</h1> | ||
181 | <p>Google</p> | ||
182 | <p>Facebook</p> | ||
183 | <p>Twitter</p> | ||
184 | <p class="fragment">They run MySQL too</p> | ||
185 | </section> | ||
186 | |||
187 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
188 | <h1>Linux is not just for big companies - it's startup friendly too!</h1> | ||
189 | </section> | ||
190 | |||
191 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
192 | <img src="/images/hp-logo.png" /> | ||
193 | </section> | ||
194 | |||
195 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
196 | <h1>HP ships a Linux server every minute</h1> | ||
197 | <p class="fragment">business unit that does is a $28B business</p> | ||
198 | </section> | ||
199 | |||
200 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
201 | <h1>Why is Free Software Important?</h1> | ||
202 | </section> | ||
203 | |||
204 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
205 | <p>1984 - Apple's 1984 Super Bowl Commercial</p> | ||
206 | <p class="fragment">1985 - Apple's Lemmings Super Bowl Commercial</p> | ||
207 | <p class="fragment">1997 - Apple's Think Different Campaign</p> | ||
208 | </section> | ||
209 | |||
210 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
211 | <p>Don't be a lemming</p> | ||
212 | </section> | ||
213 | |||
214 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
215 | <h1>Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself</h1> | ||
216 | <p>Frank Zappa</p> | ||
217 | </section> | ||
218 | |||
219 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
220 | <h1>"Think Different" isn't about allowing for individualism, it's about defining an alternate tribe</h1> | ||
221 | <p class="fragment">And don't kid yourself, it's about selling product</p> | ||
222 | </section> | ||
223 | |||
224 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
225 | <h1>What if you're this poor fellow?</h1> | ||
226 | <img src="/images/worstcat-lettuce.jpg" /> | ||
227 | <p class="fragment">http://worstcats.tumblr.com</p> | ||
228 | </section> | ||
229 | |||
230 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
231 | <p>How much of your life is computerized?</p> | ||
232 | <p>How many of the four freedoms do you have with each of those things?</p> | ||
233 | </section> | ||
234 | |||
235 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
236 | <h1>superfish</p> | ||
237 | <p class="fragment">My laptop did not come with any software pre-installed that is designed to "improve my shopping experience"</p> | ||
238 | <p class="fragment">If it had, I am empowered to remove it</p> | ||
239 | </section> | ||
240 | |||
241 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
242 | <p>Why are we here? I think many people assume, wrongly, that a company exists solely to make money. Money is an important part of a company's existence, if the company is any good. But a result is not a cause. We have to go deeper and find the real reason for our being.</p> | ||
243 | <p>David Packard</p> | ||
244 | </section> | ||
245 | |||
246 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
247 | <h1>Free Software is a way that I can make the world a better place</h1> | ||
248 | </section> | ||
249 | |||
250 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
251 | <h1>Free Software is a way to reconnect with our humanity in a sea of white privilege</h1> | ||
252 | </section> | ||
253 | |||
254 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
255 | <h1>Free Software drives an unprecedented amount of innovation</h1> | ||
256 | </section> | ||
257 | |||
258 | <section class="slide level2"> | ||
259 | <h1>Believe you can change the world</h1> | ||
260 | <p>David Packard</p> | ||
261 | </section> | ||
262 | |||
263 | </body> | ||
264 | </html> | ||